which way to go?
To tell the truth, the whole year has been a big challenge. I have been trying to figure out where to go and what to do with the next phase of my life. I believe I've been in a sort of mid-life crisis, but my friends in their 50s assure me that worse mid-life hell is on the way.
Leaving my home and belongings behind to head to Europe for god knows how long, taking up with younger men, throwing all level-headed planning to the side - that's not a midlife crisis? They say, "Oh no, we expect all that from you any time."
So it's been a big hoary challenge all year long. Rather than wax on about the whole year, I'll share one particular day that kicked my ass to the curb.
London: February. Yes, correct, you can fill in rain, too. After a cup of tea at my Bloomsbury rental, I head to the internet spot to check my email.
I'm at the internet spot because my computer had died the week before in Paris and I was running my mobile business from internet spots and a cell phone.
I'd like to clear up a misnomer: in my experience, most of the places to access a computer in Europe are not 'internet cafes'. They're internet rooms, dimly lit, slightly shady in another sense, and definitely not the kind of place where you want to hang out. With the clock ticking on your internet usage, the time spent in these places is stressful and hurried.
London internet spot keyboard
I log in and discover that once again my e-box is full and rejecting email coming to me. This is one of my worst nightmares and happened monthly after I switched to gmail. (I finally figured out how to fix it last week.)
This news of my professional snafu sends me over the edge. I've already been at the edge - tired, stressed, not liking the loss of control of my work life. I freak out, pacing the pavement, muttering to myself.
I coach myself through it. "What's the big deal? What value isn't being honored here?" coach Cynthia asks.
Freak-out Cynthia rants: "It looks bad! My value of professional integrity is compromised. I am not doing what I said I would! I mean, come on, I've been pushed to every other edge! I let go of thinking I needed a computer. Or a home. Or any idea that I know where I am going. And now this. I can't let go of integrity. That is one value that I absolutely will never compromise on." She stamps her feet.
Coach Cynthia says mm-hmm. "Really. I don't think an email glitch shatters your professional integrity. Isnt' it more like you're really bothered because you don't want to look bad in front of people?"
Freak-out Cynthia winces. She thinks for a minute. "Ouch. Maybe that is true - I can't stand looking bad. I want to have my sh*t together at all times. But still, my integrity is important. Let me think about that."
Freak-out Cynthia calms down and does what anyone might do to get a grip: she goes shopping.
By this time you may be thinking, "Is she having one of those PMS days? The kind of day when you feel that a hurricane is raging inside you and the only way to find your way to the eye of the storm is to indulge in comfort food or perhaps some paper products - journals, books, note cards..."
Yes, it was one of those PMS days. So I head to Soho to check out the shops.
Fast forward. I'm finally getting a grip. I'm in the Dover shop. Yes, Dover has a shop! I never knew! I'm happily perusing the books and cards and posters, feeling the familiar tingle of creative inspiration come on.
Then my phone rings. It's Antony, my coach friend who lives in London. I'd shared a panicked email exchange with him earlier and he was calling to talk me down from the ledge.
I stepped out of the Dover shop to talk. It resumed raining. I struggled to get my umbrella open while talking. I'm reliving the trauma of the morning when my SIM card runs out and the phone goes dead.
The brief respite from the Dover shop is erased. I need to get out of the rain and I want to write down a line I saw in the shop. I'm freaking out again. I duck into a cafe and order a brownie and a coffee.
Once again, my journal saves me. I scribble and scratch my way to this image:
the map is not the territory
Drawing and coloring and getting it all out has calmed me, and fueled by caffeine and sugar, I head back out.
Fast forward to late afternoon. I'm meeting my friend Jenny for dinner, and have an hour or so beforehand. I'm looking for a pub where I can get a half pint, sit down, and get out my journal.
For some reason, I can't find a damn thing around Piccadilly. Am I wrong or are there no pubs at Piccadilly Circus? Faaa! A little shelter, please, London!
I'm wandering around. It's dark, it's raining. I feel like crap, like my whole world is melting away. Can I just find a place to sit down? No.
I break down. In a dark, rainy side street, I sob openly. This feels like the shittiest day of my life. This is where the dramatic flair of my life reveals its dark side.
With only a slight grip, I'm standing against the wall outside a brightly lit shop. I'm looking at my A to Z, trying to map my way to my meeting with Jenny. Someone brushes past, knocking my map.
Without a thought, Freak-out Cynthia says "Fuck you!"
The guy stops. Freak-out Cynthia turns into Frozen Cynthia.
The guy comes in close. "What did you say?"
Frozen Cynthia is glued to the map, pretending that she suddenly doesn't speak English.
He persists. "What did you say? You #**$##@*&!"
Nothing, Frozen Cynthia thinks. I didn't say a thing.
Finally he winds down. "I didn't think you said anything. You $*&^8."
And he walks away. I breathe. I vow never to piss off a London street thug again. Later, a chatty cabbie tells me about the upswing in knifings in London. I have no doubt that guy had a knife and I am glad I didn't try to take him on.
I meet Jenny at the Japan Center. We have dinner. The hot tea, the nutritious food, the reassuring company of my dear friend, all calm me down.
cream puff, puffy eyes from crying
After dinner we eat dessert from the Japan Center store - green tea cream puff. Things don't seem so bad. I make my way home on the Tube. Life goes on. Emails get rejected, SIM cards run out, violent encounters with strangers fizzle out.
I don't know what lesson I learned from that, except to contain my urge to curse aloud at the world. I know that rainy dark days come, and then they go.
what a day! i know i wouldn't have had the courage to continue standing up to a London street thug either - glad you didn't get knifed!
Posted by: robyn | December 09, 2009 at 09:19 AM
Cynthia, your braveness in everything you do (which includes a willingness to expose your darkest moments and insecurities) touches me. Big hug.
Posted by: Jody Berman | December 10, 2009 at 08:08 AM
Robyn, It was foolish of me to swear at him and that's part of the lesson here - keep a lid on it!
Thanks, Jody. I don't always feel brave but writing about things like this helps. And your big hug is welcome! Thank you!
Posted by: Cynthia Morris | December 10, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Cynthia, thanks for sharing this raw day. It seems like 2009 was ripe with them for me, too. I'm certain it was miserable (you even said so!) and wouldn't wish it on anyone (even the violent thug) and yet, there is comfort knowing I wasn't the only person on this planet this year who shared a similar day and experience (several times over). Thanks!
Posted by: Rebecca Shapiro | December 10, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Okay, this has to be one of my favorite postings. Love the energy, authenticity and rawness. I was so impressed by your bravery for being there, being with emotions and sharing perceived imperfection!
It also reminded me of when I went to the UK alone. My second night I arrived in Edinburgh expecting a lovely Scottish matron to welcome me to her B&B with shortbread biscuits. Instead, the shrew nastily informed me that she'd upped the rate (despite our written correspondence and payment for 1 night) by just about the amount I'd budgeted for food. When I reminded her of our agreement, she scoffed and told me if I didn't like it I could try and go find another place. It was dark and during their big festival so I had to slink off to my pricier room under her smug gaze. Once the door closed, I sat on my tiny bed and sobbed for awhile. The injustice. The shame. The helplessness.
Then, when I was cried out, I took a shower, dug into my backpack for my 1 cute outfit and hit the town. Later that night I met my future husband. Showed that ^%%$@#!
Posted by: Cindy O'Keeffe | December 10, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Thanks for the feedback, Cindy!
Your story is awesome, and I am glad you shared it. It shows how when we persevere past disappointments, we can be well-rewarded. Love that you met Michael that night!
Posted by: Cynthia Morris | December 15, 2009 at 12:42 PM
It's true, Rebecca, we all have our share of crappy days. It did help to write this down to get it out and sharing also seems to help!
Thanks for reading and commenting!
Posted by: Cynthia Morris | December 15, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Thank you for this post - and as I believe someone mentioned - your braveness for sharing it. It was both entertaining and enlightening. It is sooo nice to know I am not alone in my bad day freak outs. I'll remember not to swear aloud in a city where I don't know exactly where I am or who I might be swearing at! A big hug from me, too! XO
Posted by: Lisa DeYoung | December 17, 2009 at 01:00 PM